Dear Consumer,
Bored of the daily grind? There is another way! With three simple clicks of the mouse your kids could be whisked away to a magical underground kingdom full of glistening salt. Yes, the salt mines - 'Salt Mines of Siberia'.
For only the smallest of fees we will take care of everything from travel to training. YOU NEED NEVER SEE YOU KIDS AGAIN!
On top of this exciting offer we will send you a standardised report on your childrens progress and A LIFETIME'S SUPLY OF SALT!
Salt - enough to bath in, enough to see your stack of salt from space! "Who need kids when the neighbours are murderously jealous of your salt?"
Please consider this kind offer. Visit www.saltmines.org.sib for details.
(Salesmen will visit. Your home is at risk. Salt Mines of Siberia, Inc. does not expect your children to survive past one year.)
Article by Dann Casswell.
