In the UK, Sam Fox is best known for removing her clothing to sell the gutterpress. In Japan, where she is not known for this, she has a successful singing career. It is unfair to presume that she cannot both get naked and have talent, especially in light of such documented evidence.
It may not be entirely apparent to those who do not know the exact subtleties of the left and right sides of her face, but the first we see of Sam is backwards in a mirror. A man knocks at the door: "Hurry up, Sam. There's a guy out there been drumming for 4 minutes and the lesbians are beginning to get restless." She is busy putting the final touches to her hair; the difference it makes is unbelievable.
For a moment, it appears that Sam has got lost backstage like Spinal Tap, but then she realises that the sound of a band and screaming lesbian fans is in fact where she is going. She smiles, reassured, and confidently bounds onto the stage.
The photographers certainly seem impressed, as rank upon rank of them gather to capture the concert for posterity. We even see a glamourous black and white still, clearly not from the same event - not least because the photographers' pit is full of lesbians. We also get treated to a shot of Sam's bottom, to remind you that even though she's pursuing a legitimate singing career, she's still a topless Page 3 "Stunna" underneath the clothes.
Sam drops to all fours and pulls her 'up the arse' face; a cynical marketing ploy.
...in case the previous point was too sophisticated for anyone.
Sam stands with her hair enigmatically blowing in the wind blown by the fan. She picks up a drink and takes a sip. Ugh! That's not gin, that's water! Disgusted, she throws it over the drummer. She then pretends to be sorry even though we saw her do it on purpose. Bitch.
Sam dances with and humps the lesbian on stage, as is always the case. Overcome by the experience, the lesbian quickly tires. Sam is a professional, and does not. She quickly moves on to touch her guitarist.
Aware that Cutting Crew will always have superior hair, the guitarist decides that looking like the effeminate one from Lord of the Rings is a better niche.
Under their contracts, each of the band is entitled to 8 seconds airtime. The keyboardist chooses to fill his time with a flambouyant spin.
The drummer is still suffering from the water incident.
A section to the left of the crowd reaches out and tries to touch her touch her (they want her body). They do not manage this despite the complete lack of anything stopping them.
